Details
Stoic center-back with ring-shaped gummy bracelets and the posture of a candy factory foreman. His "Pretzel Knot Slide" ties up strikers without a foul, and his stare could freeze a chocolate waterfall. Speaks softly, chews licorice slowly, and files incident reports on his shin guards like a meticulous auditor of sweet chaos.
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
60
Wins
5
Losses
42
Draws
13
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0