Assist Amort

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Attentive right midfielder with a tidy combover, thin rectangular glasses, and a habit of amortizing enthusiasm over 90 minutes. Pale and wiry, emotionally supportive of teammates. Special move: 'Amort Assist' — distributes stamina and passes cleverly to preserve team energy. Quirks: marks every assist with a depreciating tick on his wrist; carries an old amortization table in his sock for comfort.

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