Details
East Coast guardian with a cathedral-tall frame and impeccable posture; waxed auburn handlebar moustache and sideburns sculpted like Atlantic breakers. Speaks in champagne-crisp posh cadence, quotes chap-hop quips mid-match. Wears white cotton gloves embroidered with "No Strings for Puppets"—a jab at Momoshiro Corp™ and Better Music4All™. Special moves: Tea-Tray Parry (flat-palmed smother like placing a saucer), Pocket-Watch Pause (snaps the chain to psyche a striker), and The Polite Command—"If you'd be so kind, to my gloves!"—that rattles nervy forwards. Reads plays like a librarian, files shots by category.
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
9
Wins
5
Losses
4
Draws
0
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0