Details
Square-jawed center-back built like a padded vaulting horse. He trains on hidden springboards, landing with soft clown-shoe thuds. Stoic expression, heart-shaped blush patches. Special: Brick Wall Boing—absorbs a striker’s shoulder, rebounds them off like a rubber bumper. Surprisingly gentle; reads poetry to the team’s rubber chickens after practice.
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
6
Wins
2
Losses
3
Draws
1
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0