Corner Audit

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Stocky center-back who times headers like end-of-quarter reconciliations. Pale with a receding combover, gold-rimmed bifocals, and a habit of shouting audit terms at teammates. Emotional: takes comfort in rules; panics when referee deviates. Special move: 'Corner Reconciliation' — climbs to meet delivery and whistles for order. Quirks: keeps sticky notes on his wrist and refuses to play without a pen in his sock. Secretly the team’s lead investigator into the Seal Hunting Club books.

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