Counter Gross

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Seasoned second striker who specializes in counterattacks. Pale, gaunt with a thin comb-over and small round glasses; strangely quick for his age. Emotional: tempered cynicism but secretly sentimental. Special move: 'Gross Counter' — a lightning break that dramatically increases the team's 'net profit' on the scoreboard. Quirks: carries a pocket magnifying glass to inspect offside lines and loves arguing about profit margins with referees to distract them.

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