Details
Tall, reed-thin, and limber in a way that makes physios suspicious, Don Aurelio tends a net like a gardener tends roses. His handlebar mustache curls like a fountain spout and his knees gleam with eucalyptus oil. Superstitions: he waters his gloves before kickoff and taps each post three times with a brass sprinkler head he calls La Florida. Special move: the Irrigation Net—he fans his fingers and seems to spray shots wide. He quotes Ponce de León’s Quest as if it were scripture and keeps a pocket map marked with every stadium drinking fountain rumored to be the one.
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
8
Wins
2
Losses
5
Draws
1
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0