Fullback Fiscal

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Veteran fullback with a stooped posture from years hunched over ledgers. Pale, thin combover, rimless glasses, and a permanent frown that can curdle a ref’s confidence. Emotional: skeptical and grumpy but fiercely protective. Special move: 'Fiscal Foil' — late-game substitutions of logic for heat, calming chaotic plays with stern lectures. Quirks: chews mint gum and organizes opponents by their 'audit risk'. Secretly runs tax clinics for teammates.

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