Details
Left-back poet-lawyer from Boston Brahmin roots; caramel complexion, tall and lithe. Ebony handlebar moustache and calligraphed sideburns shaped like quotation marks. Delivers cease-and-desist tackles with impeccable manners. Special moves: Footnote Feint (tiny, devastating touch), Beacon Hill Curl, and Habeas Clearance—liberates the ball from possession. Keeps a fountain pen behind his ear during warm-ups.
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
9
Wins
5
Losses
4
Draws
0
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0