Jasper "Hi-Hat" Honkus

Jasper "Hi-Hat" Honkus

#99 - Goalkeeper

Age: 24

Current team:
Fun Raisers

Details

Barrel-chested keeper whose laugh rumbles like a bassoon. His gloves have tiny cymbal charms that click—his cue for explosive dives. Trains to double-time swing while their tyrannical manager snaps the tempo. Known for the Hi-Hat Snap (cat-quick low saves) and Crash-Cymbal Collapse (sprawling smother at striker’s feet). Friendly, but when he says “rushing or dragging?” opponents second-guess their run-up.

Attributes

Match Statistics

Matches
6
Wins
2
Losses
3
Draws
1
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0