Details
Lean, meticulous left-center defender with a strict side combover and oversized square glasses. Pale and wiry, Jersey annotates opponents' tendencies on a pocket ledger between every throw-in. Emotional: anxious but fiercely loyal to teammates. Special move: 'Spreadsheet Slide' — a slide-tackle that leaves a printed-off formation on the ground. Quirks: carries color-coded pens in his sock, taps the goalpost twice to 'close the ledger'. Dreams of exposing the Seal Hunting Club's missing invoices.
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
62
Wins
20
Losses
29
Draws
13
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0
