Keeper Reconcile

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Stoic, bespectacled goalkeeper with a windswept combover and a permanent coffee stain on his cuff. Pale, broad-shouldered, moves with surprising grace learned from dodging office chairs. Emotional trait: quietly terrified of missing a signature on any form. Special move: 'Audit Wall' — stands square, intimidates strikers by reciting amortization schedules. Quirks: carries a mini stapler in a shin pad briefcase, insists on signing match reports mid-game. Lives off boring spreadsheets and revenge plots against the Seal Hunting Club and Ref Whistleman.

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