Details
Elastic-limbed shot-stopper with spring-loaded knees and a rainbow pompadour wig. Lolo claps in 7/8 time and carries a pocket metronome frosted like a cream pie. Calm under pressure, she chirps “not quite my tempo” at incoming strikers, then pounces. Signature moves: Seltzer Save (mists the ball mid-air, palming it wide) and Trampoline Punch (leaping, two-fisted clear). A generous prankster who juggles three goalie gloves during warmups and hums drumline riffs from a certain intense jazz movie.
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
64
Wins
19
Losses
32
Draws
13
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0