Details
Creative central midfielder, pale with a floppy combover and oval glasses. Emotionally buoyant, obsessed with finding 'margins' between defenders. Special move: 'Margin Thread' — threads passes through impossibly small gaps as if adjusting decimal points. Quirks: constantly annotates margins on a clipboard, whistles audit jingles when successful. Loves long-range spreadsheets (shots) and dreams of exposing missing columns in the Seal Hunting Club accounts.
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
7
Wins
3
Losses
4
Draws
0
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0