Details
Box-to-box butler of chaos from Newark; cocoa-brown skin, glossy onyx handlebar moustache, and teacup-shaped sideburns. Dashes about with polite urgency. Special moves: Earl Grey Elastico, Scone-and-Spin, and Silver Spoon Scoop—delicate chips over rigid lines. Serves post-goal applause with a curt nod and “your hospitality is appreciated.”
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
9
Wins
5
Losses
4
Draws
0
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0