Details
Pinball-brained center-back who body-checks like a bumper and complains that gravity is ‘cheating.’ Neon-lime tips, tape across his nose, and a rosin bag in his pocket to fix sweaty gamer palms. Special move: Bumper Bounce — spins into a deflection that pops the ball up like a bonus light. Superstitious: taps each goalpost, then the haunted Godzilla crest, then mutters ‘don’t tilt.’
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
4
Wins
2
Losses
2
Draws
0
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0