Pivot Capital

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Deep-lying playmaker with the air of a senior accountant: pale, balding combover, round spectacles, and a slight paunch. Emotionally patient and paternal. Special move: 'Capital Pivot' — a slow-turn pass that reallocates play like a budget. Quirks: snacks on rice cakes labeled 'Budget Bites', keeps a pocket ledger of played minutes. Often delivers halftime monologues about amortization and team morale.

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