Details
Target clown with bakery-strong shoulders and a custard-yellow mohawk wig. Bakes tactical pies and studies spin. Signature: Custard Curler—outside-of-boot bend that drifts like steam. Soft-hearted; brings napkins to opponents he dupes. Quotes ‘not my tempo’ at the ref when setting the wall for free-kicks, grinning.
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
64
Wins
19
Losses
32
Draws
13
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0