Details
Target clown with bakery-strong shoulders and a custard-yellow mohawk wig. Bakes tactical pies and studies spin. Signature: Custard Curler—outside-of-boot bend that drifts like steam. Soft-hearted; brings napkins to opponents he dupes. Quotes ‘not my tempo’ at the ref when setting the wall for free-kicks, grinning.
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
6
Wins
2
Losses
3
Draws
1
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0