Details
Specialist set-piece taker: pale, leaden combover, thick spectacles, and a penchant for sharp suits off the pitch. Emotional: meticulous and dramatic. Special move: 'Taxman Curve' — a free-kick that audits the keeper’s positioning and corrects it mercilessly. Quirks: wears a pocketbook like a talisman, demands a written receipt for every corner conceded. Thrives on proving the Seal Hunting Club wrong.
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
7
Wins
3
Losses
4
Draws
0
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0