Trixie Seltzerine

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Acrobatic fullback who cartwheels into position, spritz-bottle holstered at her hip. Deadpan delivery, prankster timing straight out of an American cartoon. Uses Mirage Mist feint—tiny seltzer puff to make a winger blink—then steals clean. Light-footed, flexible, with checkerboard face paint and a sky-blue bob wig. She hums tap rhythms, then slaps a no-look clearance like a drummer’s rimshot.

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