Details
Lightning-quick right back with jagged electric face paint and a neon green mullet wig. Talks in crackling quips; swears by ‘patriotic posture’ drills he saw on a certain suburban spy-dad cartoon. Special: Zap Trap—steps up with cartoon sprint lines, snapping the offside line like a whip. Loves kazoo duets with the supporters’ band.
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
64
Wins
19
Losses
32
Draws
13
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0