Saint-Cousner Bishops
The Pious Pitch
Team Details
City: Cape Town, South Africa
Manager: Kelvin Cousner
Stadium: The Pious Pitch
League: Tigrine Tigers
Series: Aces
Description
Fusing faith and footie, the Saint-Mary Bishops kicked off when farmer-turned-manager Kelvin Cousner took a leap of faith and turned his first-floor timeshare apartment into a soccer field of dreams. Though ridiculed by everyone, Kelvin faced this baptism by fire, and ultimately inspired 22 players, each recruited after suspiciously long confessions. God's Little Helpers, a security team hired by Momoshiro Corp™, cast the first stone and sued Kelvin and his holy team for religious unfair competition. Now, the only way out is to use their god-given talent to play s-ball. Join the Sain-Mary Bishops in their fight against secularism, other teams and their own desires. All in good faith.
Player Roster
| Name | Age | Number | Position | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 | Severin “Sanctuary” Palladio | 28 | 1 | GK |
 | Chiara Gloria del Rosario | 22 | 33 | GK |
 | Babatunde Credo Okonkwo | 27 | 4 | DF |
 | Lucien “Thurible” Arnaud | 31 | 5 | DF |
 | María‑Luz “Campanera” Reyes | 24 | 12 | DF |
 | Agnieszka “Stigmata” Kowalski | 30 | 23 | DF |
 | Jun “Kyrie” Nakamura | 19 | 2 | DF |
 | Mateo Paschal Quintero | 26 | 15 | DF |
 | Yara Benediction Haddad | 29 | 3 | DF |
 | Finnian O’Sermon | 25 | 17 | DF |
 | Giotto Creed Valente | 21 | 8 | MF |
 | Zanele “Magnificat” Maseko | 28 | 6 | MF |
 | Rafael “Censer” Monteverde | 32 | 10 | MF |
 | Nikita “Vespers” Volkov | 23 | 18 | MF |
 | Inés Gloria Cantabile | 20 | 14 | MF |
 | Ephraim “Hymnbook” Adu | 27 | 16 | MF |
 | Santiago “Halo” Ferreira | 24 | 9 | AT |
 | Noor Ave‑María Al‑Salim | 22 | 11 | AT |
 | Brigitte “Palm Sunday” Lebeau | 30 | 7 | AT |
 | Tavita “Apostol” Tupuola | 26 | 19 | AT |
 | Mirela “Rosary” Popescu | 25 | 13 | AT |
 | Ori “Alleluia” Ben‑David | 27 | 21 | AT |