Details
Half provoker, half poet, deflects tackles by reciting Dante mid-game and waxing on the metaphysics of corner kicks. Kits are patched from old blazers for nostalgia. Trademark curled mustache and existential stare.
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
8
Wins
3
Losses
2
Draws
3
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0