Details
Half provoker, half poet, deflects tackles by reciting Dante mid-game and waxing on the metaphysics of corner kicks. Kits are patched from old blazers for nostalgia. Trademark curled mustache and existential stare.
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
64
Wins
31
Losses
18
Draws
15
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0