Details
Veteran center-back with salt-and-pepper mullet and sideburns sanctified by years of slide tackles. Carries a rosary of provolone beads (don’t ask how) and blesses each clearance. Neutral in the Pat’s vs Geno’s war but insists on sharp prov for all. Special move: Papal Decree—one raised finger and attackers mysteriously obey offside doctrine.
Attributes
Match Statistics
Matches
9
Wins
7
Losses
1
Draws
1
Aces Clashes
0
Wild Clashes
0